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  • Rocky IV
  • Batman
  • Emmanuelle 5
  • Emmanuelle 4

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Recent reviews

  • Emmanuelle 4

    Emmanuelle 4


    I don't even know why this is on my favourite films list. It truly is an appalling film, saved by whoever done the soundtrack. It's awful. Bloody awful. Don't know where to be begin. I'd be here all day. Watch it, but just for the musical score. That is all. Thank you.

  • Rambo III

    Rambo III


    How can *nobody* like this film?!? It's the cheesiest of cheesefests. Get a decent soundbar and hear all the booms. I'd love to find out the number of how many people actually get killed in this. It seems like it could be in the thousands. Anyway, great way to start the year. Story of him coming to get his kidnapped Colonel is pretty sweet. Nice soundtrack too.

Popular reviews

  • The Beast

    The Beast


    Absolutely mental 70s Euro-porn film. In this one, a major family, falling on hard-times, is absolutely overjoyed when another family, with money, decides they want their daughter marrying the other families son. Little do they know that there is something rather odd about the son. He's awfully hairy for a start. What could he be?

    Film has some absolutely mental porno scenes. One famous scene contains a werewolf with an erection chasing after Sirpa Lane in a forest. Scene was…

  • Restless Natives

    Restless Natives


    Good little Scottish film in which a pair of down-at-luck guys hijack tourist buses going up to the Highlands. Guys end up getting like Robin Hood by stealing from the rich and tossing the money away.

    Excellent seeing 80s Edinburgh again. I wish they'd still make these kind of Scottish films. Films in which there are no gangsters, neds or junkies. Everything would be cool. Definately one of the more forgotten Scottish films out there.

    Big Country provide an absolutely tremendous soundtrack too. Worth listening.