Hardcore version is pretty unpleasant, takes the whole cheesiness out of it. It's hilarious the clean version. Big mention for that Pierre Bachelet musical score. Mildly recommended, but not the hardcore version.
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Emmanuelle 4 1984
I don't even know why this is on my favourite films list. It truly is an appalling film, saved by whoever done the soundtrack. It's awful. Bloody awful. Don't know where to be begin. I'd be here all day. Watch it, but just for the musical score. That is all. Thank you.
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The Beast 1975
Absolutely mental 70s Euro-porn film. In this one, a major family, falling on hard-times, is absolutely overjoyed when another family, with money, decides they want their daughter marrying the other families son. Little do they know that there is something rather odd about the son. He's awfully hairy for a start. What could he be?
Film has some absolutely mental porno scenes. One famous scene contains a werewolf with an erection chasing after Sirpa Lane in a forest. Scene was…
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Emmanuelle 1974
Hilariously overrated piece of smut from the 1970s.
I can't even describe the storyline. Something about Emmanuelle finding her "sexual awakening" in Bangkok or some rubbish like that. Basically an excuse for her to shag half of Thailand.
I know it's French, but I imagine in France they don't speak like they do in the script. Some of the English subtitling is hilarious.
I don't know who would be turned on by this. Film has got some of the worst, most unerotic staged sex scenes I've ever seen in my life.
It was a real tough slog to get through this.