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  • 11 Days, 11 Nights 2

    11 Days, 11 Nights 2

    ★★★

    A bit un-PC this one now. Woman from the first one falls for a gay guy living with his partner. She plans on "turning" him straight with hot sex. You can guess the ending right now. Has all the same cheesy, sometimes awful tunes from the first one. So that's a plus. Also has a Laura Gemser appearance, which is always nice.

  • 11 Days 11 Nights: Part 1 - Fantasy Becomes Reality

    11 Days 11 Nights: Part 1 - Fantasy Becomes Reality

    ★★

    Dopey guy is getting married in eleven days time. Bad thing for him is that he falls into the arms of another woman who, first of all, has sex with him on a boat. Not even talks, just has sex with him on a boat. Brilliant stuff.

    He then becomes conflicted between his future wife and his "bit on the side". Parts where he contemplates between the two of them are filled with hilarious montage scenes. Last twenty minutes is…

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  • The Beast

    The Beast

    ★★★★

    Absolutely mental 70s Euro-porn film. In this one, a major family, falling on hard-times, is absolutely overjoyed when another family, with money, decides they want their daughter marrying the other families son. Little do they know that there is something rather odd about the son. He's awfully hairy for a start. What could he be?

    Film has some absolutely mental porno scenes. One famous scene contains a werewolf with an erection chasing after Sirpa Lane in a forest. Scene was…

  • Emmanuelle

    Emmanuelle

    ★★

    Hilariously overrated piece of smut from the 1970s.

    I can't even describe the storyline. Something about Emmanuelle finding her "sexual awakening" in Bangkok or some rubbish like that. Basically an excuse for her to shag half of Thailand.

    I know it's French, but I imagine in France they don't speak like they do in the script. Some of the English subtitling is hilarious.

    I don't know who would be turned on by this. Film has got some of the worst, most unerotic staged sex scenes I've ever seen in my life.

    It was a real tough slog to get through this.