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  • Lady Chatterley's Lover

    Lady Chatterley's Lover


    Watched this again. Mr. Chatterley character comes off as such an idiot that it's unbelievable. You really want Mellors to pound the s**t out of Lady Chatterley so much. Ultimate bad guy is Mr. Chatterley here.

    Nicholas Clay (Mellors) had such an emotion filled face in it too. He can go from very angry to very sad looking very quickly. It's brilliant. Looks like he was not in very much too, which astounds me.

  • Papaya: Love Goddess of the Cannibals

    Papaya: Love Goddess of the Cannibals


    Film is terrible. One thing that's never mentioned though is the music and the editing together of some parts. Seems like some 80s music video. I love the music and would willing buy a copy, if available.

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  • The Beast

    The Beast


    Absolutely mental 70s Euro-porn film. In this one, a major family, falling on hard-times, is absolutely overjoyed when another family, with money, decides they want their daughter marrying the other families son. Little do they know that there is something rather odd about the son. He's awfully hairy for a start. What could he be?

    Film has some absolutely mental porno scenes. One famous scene contains a werewolf with an erection chasing after Sirpa Lane in a forest. Scene was…

  • Emmanuelle



    Hilariously overrated piece of smut from the 1970s.

    I can't even describe the storyline. Something about Emmanuelle finding her "sexual awakening" in Bangkok or some rubbish like that. Basically an excuse for her to shag half of Thailand.

    I know it's French, but I imagine in France they don't speak like they do in the script. Some of the English subtitling is hilarious.

    I don't know who would be turned on by this. Film has got some of the worst, most unerotic staged sex scenes I've ever seen in my life.

    It was a real tough slog to get through this.