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  • Happy Death Day

    Happy Death Day


    I’m just glad she didn’t “choke to death like Janis Joplin.” What totally normal thing for a young person to say.

    The 1/2 Star is for the chumbawumba song/snap zoom out. It was beautiful to watch.

  • The Lady Eve

    The Lady Eve


    This might be the stupidest main character I’ve ever seen in any film ever, including forest gump, I am Sam, and every other idiot or variation thereof in cinematic history.

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  • 2 or 3 Things I Know About Her

    2 or 3 Things I Know About Her


    Just read an essay by a freshman philosophy student and you'll get the same feeling as watching this movie. Godard must be stopped.

  • American Honey

    American Honey


    Best movie of the year so far.
    P.S. To the gentleman sitting next to me muttering "aw shit" anytime anything remotely sexual happened, while I share your sentiment, it was really fucking distracting.