The Core

There are some wonderful moments early on when The Core is solidly on course to be celebrated as "so bad it's good" but three months gets covered with a montage and then the shark is well and truly jumped and all tongue in cheek wonder and Stanley Tucci's wig-scarf combo are downplayed in favour of deadly serious non-science and a whole bunch of having your cast sitting still in chairs and all the dreadful fun you've been having is lost like tears in the rain.