BeardofTsu

80's horror connoisseur. Horror. Westerns. Kung Fu.

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • Taxi Driver
  • Thief
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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  • The Plumber

    ★★½

  • Savaged

    ★★★

  • End of Watch

    ★★★★

  • Killer Workout

    ★★★

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  • The Plumber

    The Plumber

    ★★½

    Not what I was expecting at all, the poster lied to me! It's The Cable Guy except he's a plumber.

  • Savaged

    Savaged

    ★★★

    I heard QT mention this on the PureCinemaPodcast and being a fan of the genre I thought it sounded interesting. Zoe (Amanda Adrienne) a deaf-mute woman is driving cross country to move in with her fiancee stops to help a Native American from a bunch of rednecks. Zoe is captured by the rednecks, raped, killed, and buried in a shallow grave. A shaman attempts to bring her back but the spirit of an Apache warrior takes control of her body…

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  • Killer Workout

    Killer Workout

    ★★★

    Just teach the class and stop showing off your tits and your tight little ass!

    This starts off with possibly the greatest opening scene in cinematic history! There is a mishap with a tanning bed causing a young model to be burnt and when I say burnt I mean almost an inferno! Two years later her twin decided to open a fitness club (why wouldn't you?) when a crazed killer whose weapon of choice is a large safety pin starts…

  • Hospital Massacre

    Hospital Massacre

    ★★★★

    Ah, the good old days where you could wander around a hospital smoking and doctors could slowly watch you get undressed behind a white screen!

    in 1961 when Harold leaves a valentine card for Susan (Barbi Benton) at her house. Susan and her friend David have a good laugh and mock poor Harold, not realizing Harold is watching on. After Susan leaves the room Harold attacks and kills David and leaves him hanging from the coat rack.

    Fast forward nineteen…