This should have seen right up my street but left me feeling underwhelmed and kind of rolling my eyes.

Such a disappointing waste of potential. HOW is a Ben Wheatley adaptation of a gothic novel with Armie Hammer and Kristin Scott Thomas this much of a damp squib?

Wish I'd been physically in a cinema so I could have walked out.

“Fuck this. I’m calling the police and you can haunt them, you spooky cunt.”

I put it on, got about 10 minutes in and got too scared, so had to turn it off. I felt unsafe! Pulled my shit together and jumped back in the following day. So, so effective. Like a super current Glaswegian NOROI: THE CURSE. Big fan.