Becky Darke

Glitter nail polish, looks like town to me

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Recent reviews

  • The Other Lamb

    The Other Lamb


    This should have seen right up my street but left me feeling underwhelmed and kind of rolling my eyes.

  • Rebecca



    Such a disappointing waste of potential. HOW is a Ben Wheatley adaptation of a gothic novel with Armie Hammer and Kristin Scott Thomas this much of a damp squib?

Popular reviews

  • There's No Such Thing as Vampires

    There's No Such Thing as Vampires


    Wish I'd been physically in a cinema so I could have walked out.

  • Death of a Vlogger

    Death of a Vlogger


    “Fuck this. I’m calling the police and you can haunt them, you spooky cunt.”

    I put it on, got about 10 minutes in and got too scared, so had to turn it off. I felt unsafe! Pulled my shit together and jumped back in the following day. So, so effective. Like a super current Glaswegian NOROI: THE CURSE. Big fan.