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  • Roar

    Roar

    ★★★★★

    Here's an idea: get 110 lions, a handful of tigers, a few leopards, jaguars, and cheetahs and throw them in and around a house with a handful of humans. Despite knowing 1000% for sure that no one died during the making of this incredibly, insanely ill advised production I was just waiting for someone to get eaten (that's not to say that no one got seriously hurt, because according to Wikipedia over 70 people did).

    I don't know that I've…

  • Stone

    Stone

    ★★★★½

    Do you like:
    •Australia?
    •Satanic bikers?
    •Motorcycles?
    •Undercover cops?
    •Fighting?
    •Didgeridoo?
    •Skinny dipping?
    •Blokes with beards?
    •Hot sheilas?
    •Top hats?
    •Sleeping in a coffin?

    If you answered "yes," "maybe," or "no" to any of these then you should watch Stone.

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    I'm sure there is but right now I can't think of any movie I've ever seen that's more ham-fisted than this.

  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    Can't wait for the sequel, Lin Manuel Miranda's Manifest Destiny.

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  • Braven

    Braven

    ★★★★

    Jason Momoa murdering drug runners in creative ways set against a beautiful snowy mountain backdrop. You either want to see that or you don't.

  • Nine 1/2 Weeks

    Nine 1/2 Weeks

    ★★★★★

    Mickey Rourke bringing Kim Basinger to his '80s modern apartment, drenched in the diffuse reflected light from surrounding skyscrapers, playing Brian Eno on his high end stereo, seen through rich film grain like some sort of Patrick Nagel fever dream is 10000% my aesthetic.