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  • Joysticks



    Ugh, this was painful to watch. Doubly so because I was so into the theme of the film. An '80s sex comedy heavily featuring an arcade? Sign me up. Unfortunately, this is one of those sex comedies that comes off more as creepy than fun. Like Hardbodies and The Malibu Bikini Shop, I just felt kind of gross watching it.

  • Made In Paris

    Made In Paris


    Look, I love Ann-Margret but this movie is just kind of a bummer. Instead of her going to Paris and having a great time she just feels shitty the whole movie while creepy dudes try to sexually assault her. If this is a comedy I'm not really sure what I was supposed to be laughing at.

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    God's Not Dead


    On a second viewing it's still hilarious, still mind boggling, and still awe inspiring in its presentation of misinformation as fact.

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    Jupiter Ascending


    I was hoping this would turn out to be like Speed Racer - where everyone is just plain wrong and the movie is awesome - but Jupiter Ascending is a bit of a trainwreck. It has all the ingredients to make it work and while it's not nearly as bad as most other hollywood special effects tentpoles it just doesn't come together.

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