Rewatching this for Eva Green. Not for Eva Green (I don't know her personally) but because she's in it.
I was hoping this would turn out to be like Speed Racer - where everyone is just plain wrong and the movie is awesome - but Jupiter Ascending is a bit of a trainwreck. It has all the ingredients to make it work and while it's not nearly as bad as most other hollywood special effects tentpoles it just doesn't come together.
The Wachowskis shoot for space epic on par with something like Dune but fall short. The cast and…