Thanks to a recent surgery, I now literally have a plate of titanium in my skull, officially making me the #1 fan of Titane. Imma go get freaky with my neighbors Ford Firebird. Love is a dog from hell. I miss you, Dad.
Pretty in Pink 1986
This is a movie about a Trans girl and you can’t change my mind.
Like many who gravitate to John Hughes movies, I was an outsider during most of my childhood and adolescence. While I was fortunate to have a high school experience devoid of cliques, I nevertheless didn’t fit anywhere. A lot of this stemmed from the fact that I was very closeted without any real support or outlet. The heroes of Hughes movies are all outliers themselves in…
Tango & Cash 1989
This movie rips because it’s so unbelievably, unpredictably weird and one of the most genuinely homoerotic movies I’ve ever seen and it’s so so funny to me that 80s meathead culture just seems to have perfectly revealed itself as such - come out, if I may (there’s an essay waiting to be written about Mac from it’s Always Sunny).
My favorite piece of trivia to point out is that it changed directors FOUR TIMES which is why the tone shifts…
Fast & Furious 6 2013
Big step down. While the prior ones each feel like their own attempt at setting up a franchise before finally getting it right with Fast Five, this one actually feels sequelly, and in kinda not fun dumb ways. For one, the obnoxious macho misogyny eclipses any good 'rah girl power' shit (though I AMMMMMmmmmmm a slut for Michelle Rodriguez kicking the shit outta that MAGA idiot). But like really, Gal Gadot just sorta disappears and I loudly shouted 'wait, she…
Nightmare Alley 2021
CAROL PART 2 LETS GOOOOOO