even the parts that don’t totally hold up end up very nearly redeeming themselves in the end, a rarity for a 1999 comedy! everyone involved in this movie is doing great work! BARANSKI!!!!

we will literally never see a movie this stylish and this weird done at this scale come around ever again. devito is fully off the deep end, michelle pfeiffer is having the absolute time of her life, and batman is only in like half the movie. a real masterpiece of commercial whatthefuckery. i miss tim burton!!!

america loves a caan/mann

the face tony leung makes when faye wong lifts up the security gate at the end of this movie...boy it really took my breath away what else can i even say.