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  • Planet of the Apes

    Planet of the Apes

    ★★½

    I LITERALLY WATCHED ONE ENTIRE HOUR OF THIS THINKING THAT WAS MATT DAMON

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    ★★★

    plot twist of the century that honestly rivals gone girl, one star. bella yelling "you nicknamed my kid after the loch ness monster?", four stars. CGI baby & CGI'd mackenzie foy, minus 50 stars. somehow the maths adds up to three

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    i would print this entire script out and staple it to my forehead

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

    i usually keep my screen brightness kinda low unless it's charging and my laptop began to die at the end of the movie and i switched on my charger and the screen lit up exactly as murphy says "it was you" and i think that was a religious experience