“Welcome to the Asshole of Los Angeles!”

So, I’ll come clean, I’ve actually been trying to write a review for this film for close to two days now. Basically, no matter how hard I tried, it always came out either painfully pretentious, overly long, overly gushing or just too damn messy for anyone to consume. Sometimes, it was all of those mixed into one ugly little pot. So, instead of doing more than necessary, I’m just going to keep it…

“Quitting is not going to make you stronger, living will. So just hang on and hang in there.”

School was hell for me, absolute hell. It was hard enough being an autistic kid in an almost entirely unsympathetic environment, but when you combine that with constant and severe bullying, very few friends and constant mental torment, well, it’s certainly not a fun time. Before I had even turned 14, I was “removed” from the school because I was “too difficult”…

“Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids!”

I love South Park. I watched a heck of a lot of it growing up and even now, at the age of twenty, I still find myself in hysterics over it. But, without a doubt, one of the finest pieces of work ever created by the mastermind duo of Trey Parker and Matt Stone is the movie I was just lucky…

“Maybe he gets to win this time.”

(NOTE: this review is completely spoiler free.)

I saw Scream VI tonight as the second half of a double feature with Scream 5. And going to that screening, it was a seriously great choice on my part. The two movies work beautifully together. But, goddamn, I have to be blunt about it, this sequel to the requel blows the requel right out of the water. It f**king rocks! I really, really loved it.…