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  • Babylon


    “Welcome to the Asshole of Los Angeles!”

    So, I’ll come clean, I’ve actually been trying to write a review for this film for close to two days now. Basically, no matter how hard I tried, it always came out either painfully pretentious, overly long, overly gushing or just too damn messy for anyone to consume. Sometimes, it was all of those mixed into one ugly little pot. So, instead of doing more than necessary, I’m just going to keep it…

  • Pump Up the Volume

    Pump Up the Volume

    “Quitting is not going to make you stronger, living will. So just hang on and hang in there.”

    School was hell for me, absolute hell. It was hard enough being an autistic kid in an almost entirely unsympathetic environment, but when you combine that with constant and severe bullying, very few friends and constant mental torment, well, it’s certainly not a fun time. Before I had even turned 14, I was “removed” from the school because I was “too difficult”…

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  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    “Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids!”

    I love South Park. I watched a heck of a lot of it growing up and even now, at the age of twenty, I still find myself in hysterics over it. But, without a doubt, one of the finest pieces of work ever created by the mastermind duo of Trey Parker and Matt Stone is the movie I was just lucky…

  • Barbie


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Humans have only one ending. Ideas live forever.”

    I’m surprised by my reaction to Barbie upon this second viewing. I wasn’t the biggest fan upon my first viewing. I felt it was a little generic, like a two hour Mattel ad consisting mostly of them patting themselves on the back for, quite literally, doing the bare minimum when it comes to representation. And although I certainly still don’t love the film and still don’t fully understand exactly what’s making everyone lose their…

Popular reviews

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    “Maybe he gets to win this time.”

    (NOTE: this review is completely spoiler free.)

    I saw Scream VI tonight as the second half of a double feature with Scream 5. And going to that screening, it was a seriously great choice on my part. The two movies work beautifully together. But, goddamn, I have to be blunt about it, this sequel to the requel blows the requel right out of the water. It f**king rocks! I really, really loved it.…

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Have you given any thought to where this ends?”

    John Wick Chapter 4. I can imagine when the first movie released that very few people thought that THREE sequels would soon follow, let alone that those sequels would remain so strong and consistent in quality. But, my god, the John Wick franchise is as strong as ever. I honestly thought this latest instalment was, for the most part, a blast. The cinematography is gorgeous, the performances are over-the-top, the action…