• Hedwig and the Angry Inch

    Hedwig and the Angry Inch

    ★★★★½

    “How many times do I have to tell you? You don't put a bra in a dryer! It warps!”

    I must admit, that was even better than I remember. I’ve seen this film only once before and I really liked it a lot then…I think I can finally say that I love this film, I love it a lot. It’s an incredibly fun and entertaining experience but it’s also incredibly emotional one at the same time. It makes you feel…

  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?”

    Ok, so, it was actually a year ago today, the 11th of May, my 17th birthday, that I saw this film for the very first time. Now, it’s my 18th birthday and I’ve officially decided to make a new birthday tradition, I’m going to watch this film every year on the 11th of May. Why I hear you ask? Because this film f**king rules and it really…

  • Demons 2

    Demons 2

    ★★★★

    “They will make cemeteries their cathedrals and the cities will be your tombs.”

    I watched the first Demons movie over a week ago and I really quite enjoyed it. I must admit, I didn’t have high hopes for this film but it didn’t disappoint and, as a matter of fact, I actually enjoyed this one more than I did the first film in the Demons series.

    The performances in this film are, for the most part, just as campy and over-the-top as…

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

    “You're going to have to try and find a way of not expressing every feeling that you have, every moment that you have them.”

    I’ve seen quite a few films of the romance genre in my lifetime. There’s the Rom-Coms, the unconventional romance flicks like The Before Trilogy and Eternal Sunshine, I’ve seen quite a few. I’m just gonna say it, right here and now, in my honest opinion, When Harry Met Sally... is, without any sort of doubt in my mind,…

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★½

    “Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between.”

    Right off the bat, I want to talk about the thing that a lot of people disagree with when it comes to this film: who is at fault? Some people say Summer, some say Tom and some say both, I agree with the latter, I think they both did things which would be considered unhealthy and I don’t think it is…

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up.”

    Well I thought that was absolutely terrific! I didn’t really know what I would be getting going into it but I must admit, what I got certainly didn’t disappoint me, no way. I did expect the film to be a little bit gorier, considering the film’s title and its reputation, but I must say that the utilisation of very minimal gore was the best choice imaginable. There’s always the worry when…

  • Over the Edge

    Over the Edge

    ★★★★

    “You guys got a lot of laws, right? Well, let me tell you something. I only got one law. A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid!”

    What a flick, god alive! I enjoyed the hell out of that. It’s a film that exudes anarchic tendencies and rebellion but at the same time, it doesn’t try to go the whole “these darn kids” route, not at all. If anything, it’s a film that attempts to understand teenage…

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★★

    “My music is for Phoenix. Only she can sing it. Anyone else who tries, dies!”

    That was like the most bizarre and insane fever dream imaginable, playing out right in front of my very eyes and I must say, I thought it was absolutely wicked and quite a lot of fun! It honestly reminded me a lot of the 1981 film Shock Treatment, which, ironically, also stars the beautiful and supremely talented Jessica Harper. This film and Shock Treatment have…

  • Mean Streets

    Mean Streets

    ★★★★

    “You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.”

    I must say, I now totally understand the hype that surrounds this film. I’ll be completely honest here, I do not personally think that it’s one Scorsese’s all time best, I don’t even think it cracks the top 5 for me personally, but, at the same time, this was one of those…

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★★★½

    “In time it will come for him and then it will come for you!”

    Ok, so, I’ve recently been binging Ash Vs. Evil Dead, the absolutely excellent and faithful spin off TV series of the classic Evil Dead trilogy. I very rarely binge shows but AvsED is just that good, so good in fact that it has prompted me to want to rewatch all three movies within the trilogy, starting, of course, with this film, the original, the stone cold classic…

  • Demons

    Demons

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “We got to stop it I tell you, we got to stop the movie!”

    I’ve been really getting into the wacky and gory world of B-movies as of late. I’ve been loving it personally, all of these films are just so wild, so gory, so unlike anything I’ve seen before, they are really quite something to experience and this film, Demons, is no exception. This film right here was just absolutely f**king bonkers, no other way to put it, it’s gory,…

  • Beyond Re-Animator

    Beyond Re-Animator

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “This experiment is over.”

    Well, although this film wasn’t as good as the first two films in the Re-Animator series, I still think that it was a solid, fitting movie to finish off the trilogy. I won’t lie, I expected this to be a fair bit worse than it turned out to be, it is actually a damn fun, enjoyable experience, but it’s got its flaws and it’s not even close to the first two films in terms of overall…