Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Zodiac
  • Blue Valentine
  • Jackass Number Two

Recent activity

  • Zodiac


  • Daybreakers


  • The Truth


  • Freshwater


Recent reviews

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci


    would've rated this lower if the jared leto scream that turned into a car honk for whatever reason didn't make me laugh for a good 5 minutes??

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2


    whoever came up with the idea for that gross old fucker to be the dude we’re supposed to go “hell yeah” for deserves to be punched in the face a couple times idk

Popular reviews

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring


    the moral of the story is that if you move to a new house and your dog is scared and refuses to walk inside, it’s time to find another new house

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    i've never been the same since i saw ben affleck's big dick on the big screen in 2014