Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Zodiac
  • Blue Valentine
  • Jackass Number Two

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  • Zodiac

    ★★★★★

  • Daybreakers

    ★★★

  • The Truth

    ½

  • Freshwater

    ½

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★

    would've rated this lower if the jared leto scream that turned into a car honk for whatever reason didn't make me laugh for a good 5 minutes??

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2

    ★★

    whoever came up with the idea for that gross old fucker to be the dude we’re supposed to go “hell yeah” for deserves to be punched in the face a couple times idk

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  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring

    ★★★★½

    the moral of the story is that if you move to a new house and your dog is scared and refuses to walk inside, it’s time to find another new house

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    i've never been the same since i saw ben affleck's big dick on the big screen in 2014