Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Chungking Express
  • Thelma & Louise
  • School of Rock

Recent activity

  • No One Will Save You


  • Kiki's Delivery Service


  • The Batman


  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon


Pinned reviews

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    if i made a venn diagram of white women i trust and the cast of little women it would just be a circle

  • Joker



    im sorry but bland, derivative, incel comic book movie doesn't really appeal to me beyond Phoenix's obviously great performance. so instead of bitching abt how lame this "we live in a society bullshit" is, here is a vegan fig newton recipe I made the other day that was good:

    For the fig filling:
    8 ounces dried figs (8oz), stems removed and quartered
    2 cups water
    2 teaspoons lemon juice
    For the cookie dough:
    6 tablespoons vegan butter
    3/4 cup…

Recent reviews

  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You


    pretty good! as far as the whole horror/thriller as a vehicle for a story about grief or trauma goes this is pretty run of the mill. that whole trend is pretty played out at this point and i find that aspect of this film sorta washed out and bland but outside of that my god is this fun as fuck. the aliens are silly and creepy in an awesome way. their design is nothing to write home about but the…

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    truly just the most comforting slice of life film. the world is so colorful the whole experience is like a warm hug from a loved one.

Popular reviews

  • Boys State

    Boys State


    super engaging documentary but i would be lying if i said the hyper masculine flexing and the idea of all these boys thinking it’s okay to debate a woman’s right to an abortion w out a single woman in the room is anything less than terrifying

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    i can think of a few ways this would’ve gotten 5 stars for me 

    1) at the end millie bobby brown gets picked up by kong and chucked into the sun

    2) in the final scene of the movie kong starts talking and he’s voiced by steve buscemi 

    3) godzilla is wearing a my chemical romance t shirt the whole movie

    4) we completely remove any scene with humans in it

    5) godzilla and kong share a tender kiss after the final battle