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  • Moonlight
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Before Sunset
  • Creed

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  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★★

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

  • Saint Maud

    ★★★★

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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★½

    if i made a venn diagram of white women i trust and the cast of little women it would just be a circle

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★

    im sorry but bland, derivative, incel comic book movie doesn't really appeal to me beyond Phoenix's obviously great performance. so instead of bitching abt how lame this "we live in a society bullshit" is, here is a vegan fig newton recipe I made the other day that was good:

    Ingredients
    For the fig filling:
    8 ounces dried figs (8oz), stems removed and quartered
    2 cups water
    2 teaspoons lemon juice
    For the cookie dough:
    6 tablespoons vegan butter
    3/4 cup…

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  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★★

    i will not b apologizing or explaining myself this is saw for babies and i adore it

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★

    as a member of the i think a quiet place part 1 is fucking boring n dumb club i’m happy to say this movie is at the very least not boring. the opening is legitimately amazing and much of the rest of the movie lives up to the thrills of the opening. that being said there are some of the most hilarious plot points i have ever seen in a movie i enjoyed this much. noah jupe goes for a…

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  • Boys State

    Boys State

    ★★★½

    super engaging documentary but i would be lying if i said the hyper masculine flexing and the idea of all these boys thinking it’s okay to debate a woman’s right to an abortion w out a single woman in the room is anything less than terrifying

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★½

    i can think of a few ways this would’ve gotten 5 stars for me 

    1) at the end millie bobby brown gets picked up by kong and chucked into the sun

    2) in the final scene of the movie kong starts talking and he’s voiced by steve buscemi 

    3) godzilla is wearing a my chemical romance t shirt the whole movie

    4) we completely remove any scene with humans in it

    5) godzilla and kong share a tender kiss after the final battle