• Titanic



    i will love and hate this in equal measure as long as i live. so cheesy in like a good and an awful way. i feel like everyone should watch this though honestly

  • Mangrove



    steve mcqueen has not only solidified himself as the best director of the last decade but one of the greatest storytellers in general. amazing performances, cinematography, and stunning relevance make this the years best film. i cannot believe how lucky we are to watch as steve mcqueen and such amazing actors and actresses like letitia wright, shaun parkes, and malachi kirby do their work. what the fuck are u doing go watch this rn !!!!

  • Easy A

    Easy A


    i luv this movie so fucking much i will acknowledge that it can be a mess but it’s MY CHILDHOOD

  • Parasite



    who am i fucking kidding it was disrespectful as hell for me to give this 4 and a half stars this is abt as good as films as an art form can get

  • Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

    Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King


    he has such a captivating way of telling a story. one of those stand up specials that will make u laugh ur ass off and cry like a bitch

  • John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid


    i honest to fucking god believe that this isn’t jus mulaneys best stand up special but the best of all time

  • The Impossible

    The Impossible


    honestly filmmaking wise there is A LOT more going on here than i would’ve thought and the performances all around were pretty great especially my girl naomi and my boy ewen. but it left a pretty horrible taste in my mouth w the immense white washing of an absolutely tragic and devastating event for the people of thailand. like how the fuck are they really going to white wash a goddamn tsunami

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey


    what went wrong here. i’m really trying to rack my brain bc some of the key elements that made the lord of the rings series amazing are still here. the music is still amazing, the world is jus as fantastic, and the acting remains perfect for fantasy. still it jus feels devoid of the same breakneck pace of the originals. the story feels confused and meandering. the new characters feel incredibly unlike able and far too little happens that feels of note. it makes me sad to say bc i was really excited abt these but i jus don’t think this does it for me :/

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


    aragorn: lEGoLaSSSSSSSS 😳😳😳😳😳
    *legolas fucking jumps onto a big ass elephant and decimates it’s shit in like 15 seconds*

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers


    aragorn is the coolest character in the history of fiction and that is a fucking fact

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    what is this mickey mouse bullshit i see before my very eyes

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring


    good night to people with daddy issues ~ faramir
    girls under 5'2" ~ the hobbits and gimli
    those who project onto fictional characters an unhealthy amount ~bilbo
    sexy bitches ~ legolas and aragorn
     anyone who has under $20 in their bank account ~ gollum
    unemployed bastards ~ merry and pippen 
    people who miss going to the library ~ elrond
    anyone who read warriors cats books in their youth ~ gimli
    people who identified with jack from the magic tree house…