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  • Whiplash



    I met Damien Chazelle today and talked with him for ten minutes, so...that was pretty cool! Not every day you get to meet the director that has been your idol since 7th grade who singlehandedly inspired your love for film. Aside from knowing how to make a movie, he was legitimately a really nice guy who not only put up with my incoherent fanboying, but seemed genuinely interested in asking me questions about film school. Life is weird!

    Also, everytime…

  • American Pie

    American Pie

    Chris Klein really had to be the best character in *two* 1999 movies...a king.

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  • Tenet



    Nolan looked his haters dead in the eye, told them “flesruoy kcuf oG” and doubled down on expository dialogue and emotionally distanced characters

  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo


    I keep imagining David Fincher performing mundane tasks with the technical precision of his movies and it puts the biggest smile on my face. Like, imagine him sharpening a pencil 100x until he gets it just right. I would pay to see that.

    Oh, and this movie is dope.