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The Conversation 1974
My favorite part is how we’re put in Harry’s head and get to witness his moments of obsession, always coming back to the conversation. As he’s first leaving the director’s office with the ringing in his ears, the claustrophobia of the elevator, it’s a very fine moment that doesn’t beat you over the head with stress, it instead chooses a powerful simmer, and these thoughtful moments permeate the entire film. A masterful work. Coppola doesn’t fuck around.
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Halloween: Resurrection 2002
One of the greatest I have seen. I am dead serious. This is dripping with postmodernist meta commentary.
Christ guys, this is a post-Scream take on the Halloween franchise and mythos! Retconning is referenced (continuous vs continual line), Myers’ commodification is intentional, the Deckard screen name is an obvious Blade Runner reference…
People who think this is somehow a stain on the franchise need to reorient themselves. 4/5/6 are way worse than this, those films largely accomplish nothing.
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Married to the Mob 1988
This is relentless. I don’t mean a violent sort of relentless or an Airplane! comedic sort of relentless. It’s quite literally singing it’s own jingles one minute, and shooting from the hip with two guns the very next. It’s a bathtub in the kitchen. It’s a club soda after a night of drinking and dancing until everything is spinning and this goes on and on and on.
Even though that clown in the drive thru didn’t assassinate you, perhaps your wife will. But until that happens the nightmares will go on and you’ll be checking your cock and balls in a panic every morning.