Benjamin Morse

might as well be walking on the sun

Favorite films

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • Out of Sight
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Fearless

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  • Spider-Man

    ★★★★½

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★

  • True Lies

    ★★★★½

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    ★★★★

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  • Antitrust

    Antitrust

    ★★★

    A truly outstanding pile of horseshit, totally underrated as the bad-movie classic it needs to be. Antitrust has it all, including but not limited to

    -A soundtrack that sounds like background music to a car commercial

    -A Ryan Phillipe performance that can only be described as "Zoolanderian"

    -Tim Robbins eating Pringles multiple times on-screen for no reason

    -An extended suspense sequence about Phillipe trying to determine whether or not someone put sesame seeds in his food, as if it's the…

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★

    me, in the theatre, eating a bag of peanuts the size of my head: if I were in one of these movies I would simply escape from the rooms