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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★★★½ Rewatched by Benjamin Morse 22 May 2022

  think about it, hero

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ★★★ Watched by Benjamin Morse 21 May 2022

  kind of barely a movie but a pretty charming barely a movie!!!!!! probably the best one of these kind of IP self-suck things could be, which might be damning with faint praise but in an era where SPACE JAM sequels exist this is a perfectly nice little object that's much better then it ever needed to be.

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  Antitrust 2001

  ★★★ Watched by Benjamin Morse 22 Mar 2016 7

  A truly outstanding pile of horseshit, totally underrated as the bad-movie classic it needs to be. Antitrust has it all, including but not limited to

  -A soundtrack that sounds like background music to a car commercial

  -A Ryan Phillipe performance that can only be described as "Zoolanderian"

  -Tim Robbins eating Pringles multiple times on-screen for no reason

  -An extended suspense sequence about Phillipe trying to determine whether or not someone put sesame seeds in his food, as if it's the…

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  Escape Room: Tournament of Champions 2021

  ★★★ Watched by Benjamin Morse 01 Jul 2021

  me, in the theatre, eating a bag of peanuts the size of my head: if I were in one of these movies I would simply escape from the rooms