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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022
kind of barely a movie but a pretty charming barely a movie!!!!!! probably the best one of these kind of IP self-suck things could be, which might be damning with faint praise but in an era where SPACE JAM sequels exist this is a perfectly nice little object that's much better then it ever needed to be.
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Antitrust 2001
A truly outstanding pile of horseshit, totally underrated as the bad-movie classic it needs to be. Antitrust has it all, including but not limited to
-A soundtrack that sounds like background music to a car commercial
-A Ryan Phillipe performance that can only be described as "Zoolanderian"
-Tim Robbins eating Pringles multiple times on-screen for no reason
-An extended suspense sequence about Phillipe trying to determine whether or not someone put sesame seeds in his food, as if it's the…
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Escape Room: Tournament of Champions 2021
me, in the theatre, eating a bag of peanuts the size of my head: if I were in one of these movies I would simply escape from the rooms