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Please don't kill me if I forgot to tick the spoiler box.
Wow, hard to know where to start with this lame attempt to polish a turd.
How about Superman’s weird fucking face? Henry Cavill had to sport a moustache for another role and was contractually bound not to shave it off. Why they couldn’t use a fake moustache for the other film is a real mystery because his CGI top lip looks painfully bad here. He looks worse than Peter Cushing in Rogue One and Peter Cushing had been dead for…
Our Peter Sellers binge continues with a relatively small role that we used as the perfect excuse to re-watch The Ladykillers.
This is the perfect crime caper.
Things that never fail to get me:
- Banging on the pipes with the hammer
- Alec Guiness’s skulking lead character and his ridiculous false teeth
- When a gaggle of old ladies arrive and everyone has to sing round the piano
- The final gag, which manages to be funny and poetic
An under-watched masterpiece not to be missed.
A man (Jake Gyllenhaal) carves a niche for himself capturing video footage of horrific accidents then selling it on to news stations. The lengths he goes to in order to do his job get more and more extreme.
This one has knocked me for six. Gyllenhaal pulls off the performance of a lifetime in this neo-noir thriller. He plays creepy sociopath Lou Bloom, with a shit eating grin and a head full of bland business mottoes off the internet. Somehow…
A historical romance set in pre and postwar Japan.
Memoirs of a Geisha is a beautifully made film, well deserving of its Oscars for Art Direction, Cinematography and (especially) Costume Design.
It’s a shame that it’s wasted on a story so cliched and bland that it might bore you to tears. At two and a half hours the film simply feels like it’s never going to end. What starts out as a foreign and exotic setting quickly becomes dull and…