benpcruz

local sourpuss

Favorites are some of them. Ratings mean nothing im just watchin movies.

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Oldboy
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Do the Right Thing

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  • Bullet Train

    ★★½

  • Gummo

    ★★★★

  • Güeros

    ★★★★★

  • Jackass Forever

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  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    ★½

    LIsten up you FUCKHEADS.

    I’ve been reading your five star reviews and it’s literally breaking my heart. God I know I’m a pretentious shithead sometimes but I couldn’t give less of a fuck anymore because balance must be restored. I was going to wait to hate on this until it was over but episode 5 was my breaking point.

    BUT what UPSET ME the MOST. Was that I KNEW. I knew you FUCKING SHILLS with would be absolutely GUZZLING FEIGE…

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★★

    150 Movie Summer #48…

    This is a comfort movie for me. Gets up close and whispers sweet things into my ear and caresses my inner thigh while putting a blunt in my mouth. I do believe it’s time for me to personally move past this flick but I will forever be grateful to Ridley Scott and PKD for opening my third eye <3