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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    wow. from the first ten minutes of the movie it felt claustrophobic and very emotionally provoking. throughout the film you witness the emotionally neglected main character being further neglected but also indoctrinated into this new cult. as you watch her abusers die off there’s a strong urge to say “good for her!” she has been emotionally alone for so long and is now surrounded by people that literally scream along with you when you break down, she has found joy.…

  • Moonrise Kingdom

    Moonrise Kingdom

    ★★★★

    wes anderson is like tim burton if he wasn’t emo and i thank the lord for that everyday

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  • The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption

    ★★★★★

    i don’t believe in a “best movie of all time” because, movies being art, the individual viewers’ personal interests and opinions dictate how they receive it, meaning movies are too personal to rank definitely. but if you don’t see the beauty of this movie, you suck. no such thing as a universally perfect movie, but this comes pretty close.

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette

    ★★★★½

    HOT OH MY GOD SOFIA COPPOLA GET IT