Bernard Russell

Bernard Russell

I was once removed from my kindergarten class because I refused to give up my Woody doll AMA

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  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    ★★★

    Thoughts while watching:

    -these are the best opening credits of all time 
    -mental health is spoOoOoOOoOooky
    -they arent burned, like, at all.
    -I hope the dog doesn’t die
    -*googles “does the dog die”*
    -why is the dad such an asshole about the tie 
    -this is some #backtheblue shit 
    -people should be freaking out a hell of a lot more If the entire police force has been obliterated.
    -I like the slutty girl
    -I like the colors 
    -are we supposed to…

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★½

    Maybe the most unlikeable protagonist in any movie I’ve seen. What a fuckin sleaze.

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  • The Turning

    The Turning

    Brooklyn prince could eat Finn wolfhard for breakfast.

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watching this in September 2020 I really just wanted him to go through with it and blow the energy guy the fuck up.