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  • First Cow

    First Cow

    ★★

    It pains me to say this because I was looking forward to it and I’m a huge fan of Kelly Reichardt, but I just did not like this movie at all. It’s dull, it’s long, it’s boring, the characters weren’t interesting to me, it’s bland to look at. I didn’t vibe with it in the slightest. I have loved and adored all of Kelly Reichardt’s film up until this point, I feel like I’m betraying a favourite but the heart…

  • The Fox

    The Fox

    ★★★★★

    A rather unassuming little drama on the forefront, but underneath it all is a fantastic, beautifully shot, lushly scored and exquisitely acted story of lesbian infatuation. This was made in 1967, so the fact that the subtext actually grows into in your face context is amazing, it’s well ahead of its time in that regard and the way it handled the issues was excellent. I imagine the reason the film is a bit underseen and underappreciated is because at the…

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  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    Good god that was SHIT!! Sorry not sorry I know a lot of horror fans are gonna love this for creating something new and different and all the rest of it, but this little duck right here? I hated it. It started out pretty decent, as you’d expect a movie in this franchise to be, but once it hit the middle point and the whole thing came together I was just thinking how lame. Nah uh. Overwritten, trying so hard…

  • In The Heights

    In The Heights

    ★★½

    I think my personal preference with musicals is to be taken away and to totally escape, not to live in a realistic world for a moment, and that’s why often these kind of musicals that are about real life and regular people in realistic situations never totally do it for me. I’d rather watch a television drama or regular movie about this kinda thing, as a musical I think I these kind of plots don’t necessarily work, for me at…