Ville-Marie ★½

A whole bunch of bland nothing. It’s like brown toast with no butter or preserves, boring and tasteless. There’s a scene where Monica Belluci is singing to a crowd in a restaurant and it’s played so seriously and she is trying so damn hard and everyone claps as though it’s the greatest thing ever, I was just sitting there thinking “was that supposed to be good because that was terrible?”.

Yeah, nah. Not for me this one.