Timothée Chalamet plays Woody Allen and comes off as “I was born in the wrong generation” Incel, do not believe a single word Elle Fanning said in this movie, Liev Schreiber needs a Tylenol, Jude Law is just screaming for material, Diego Luna is just there, Rebecca Hall just walked out of the set of a much better movie and is completely lost why everyone is acting crazy and Selena Gomez is the only one that’s actually acting like a human being.
Recommended viewing with Alcohol.
More of a TV Special than a movie though it’s very entertaining, a bit towards the end I wish they committed to it with a clear reshoot added in to make it less dark. I don’t think I can even call this movie good it’s just fun.
This movie’s existence is for people to rave about the Hidden Card scene on Twitter once a month nothing else just that scene, not like there’s a whole 2 hour movie attached to it.
This movie has no right to be as dark and funny as it is. The ending came outta nowhere, I loved it.
Can’t you hold my hands and warm me?
Stay with me until the horror is over.
It’s so empty all around me.
Almost had a panic attack, I’ve had dreams that have played out so eerily similar.
Well this was surprisingly endearing, wish it was a lot less up it’s own ass but kinda works with everything the movie is doing with the Roaring Twenties. Also it’s a breathe of fresh air seeing there’s no self-insert for Allen, Firth plays such a mean asshole I love it.
I don’t mind when filmmakers are very self-indulgent but goddamn this movie essentially a man trapped in a bygone era so it’s everyone’s problem. You’d think years of Allen making these type of films he’d be at least self-aware by now but no, if it were a short film it would be a lot less tedious.
Movie made me cry in the end, then a dubstep drop comes immediately after the credits roll, mf startled me.