• Kill Switch

    Kill Switch

    ½

    All of the females in this film were repulsed by Seagal, but his southern accent was so good he ended up charming them by the end of filming.

    I found this on IMDb trivia and I think it was written by Steven Seagal himself.

  • Mile 22

    Mile 22

    ★★★

    “Did I believe that my three ex-wives meant it when they said they would love me forever? Absolutely fucking not.”

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    Winklevii

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★★

    “I do worry sometimes I'm just entertaining myself while I stave off the inevitable.”

    This kinda hit a little too close to home with me.

  • Spontaneous Combustion

    Spontaneous Combustion

    ★★★★½

    Brad Dourif needs to be in “the art of acting” vid.

  • All Square

    All Square

    ★★★★

    The filmmaker behind one of the best action movies made in the 2010’s directed a The Bad News Bears inspired black comedy starring Michael Kelly, obviously I needed to inject this right into my veins. 

    This feels like the movie Louis C.K. always wanted to make.

  • Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

    Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

    ★★★★★

    Incredibly well-crafted film, had me ballin’ 🔥

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★★

    Incredibly well-crafted film, had me bawling…

  • Universal Soldier: Regeneration

    Universal Soldier: Regeneration

    ★★★★½

    This kinda feels like the “Why are we still here… just to suffer?” line from Phantom Pain just put into an entire movie.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    Wish I could watch this on a loop every day.

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

    Yeezus is turning a decade old this year.

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★★★

    Gah damn, Ennio Morricone went fucking ham in that last part. Shit had me floating.