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  • Ms .45

    Ms .45

    ★★★★½

    "Sister!"

    A welcoming surprise of a film, A low budget, traumatic exploitation vigilante action picture about a mute woman that’s raped twice in one day and takes drastic measures to find a release from this cruel world. Not your typical Revenge thriller, it’s modest budget makes this a creative beautifully shot endeavor, noticeable they prioritized some scenes to look better than others. Although it’s an amazing film, tightly constructed but loose in its nature, never seems to be unfocused and everything feels on purpose, even the casting of Rapist 1 being the director. Abel Ferrara, I’m very interested to see more of your films.

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★★★

    It should be said that this was my first Bond film, so saying it’s my favorite might be biased. But having watched every EON Bond Film leading up to this makes me appreciate Casino Royale MUCH more seen as an origin story basically, a darker, serious tone compared to the antecedents (especially the last one before this), makes this film memorable in the franchise, also earned because the story begs for it, Martin Campbell takes this film in a familiar…

  • Pushing Hands

    Pushing Hands

    ★★★

    This guy directed Hulk (2003) and I’m so happy because of that.

  • The Irishman: In Conversation

    The Irishman: In Conversation

    I wanna be a part of their friendship 😩 “Al” “Joe” “Bob” “Marty”, y’all can call me Juani 😳

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★½

    *Insert Al Pacino in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood saying “What a Picture” gif*

  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides

    ★★★★½

    I’m really invested when films try to tackle teenagers and high-school in such a classy way, never downplaying the situation and this film does that successfully. Dreamlike tale that explores adolescence in a very unlikely way, never talks down to the audience, going so far as to treat the mysterious nature of one being a teen align well with the themes and plot of the film. Atmospheric, haunting, story that will no doubt linger in my mind for a long time.

  • Shrek the Third

    Shrek the Third

    ★★

    I should’ve just skipped this, it really feels like I’m watching a Shrek ride instead of a Shrek movie.

  • The Pig Walks

    The Pig Walks

    ★★½

    I was gonna say it lived up to it’s title, but was that really a pig?

  • Absurd Encounter with Fear

    Absurd Encounter with Fear

    ★★★½

    Not gonna lie watching Lynch’s shorts makes me want to pickup a camera and start shooting whatever fucked up idea I have.

  • Mystery of the Seeing Hand and Golden Sphere

    Mystery of the Seeing Hand and Golden Sphere

    ★★★

    Um, okay, I’m okay? Nope

  • Fictitious Anacin Commercial

    Fictitious Anacin Commercial

    ★★★

    I want Gum now

  • The 3 Rs

    The 3 Rs

    ★★★

    Okay David, I won’t go to school anymore, but you’ll fund my projects from now on.