She/Her.
Here for fun.
Rating system: Whatever feels right.
I don't log rewatches, but I rewatch way more than I first watch.
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The Bubble 2022
Tropic Thunder wannabe.
Really weird to have this cast and make it bland, I giggled a few times, but it's so looooooong πππ I was fighting the impulse of going on my phone inbetween Pedro Pascal's bits, he plays a slut and is genuinely the funniest and prettiest here.
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Morbius 2022
We went to watch this because we literally had time to kill, so we got some junk food and I knew Matt Smith would show up, so at least there'll be that, but man it's a rough one.
We actually had fun because we were gushing jokes, but the movie is boring af. I just want the Matt Smith cut were he's dancing and killing people, he didn't have to, but he really tried, bless.
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Last Night in Soho 2021
Some might say they would just move out, but if I was spending my nights looking like Anya Taylor-Joy and making out with Matt Smith, I'd be blowing off reality too.
There's something so refreshing about watching a completely original work (with its influences, but original) and I'm such a fan of "this is a horrible situation, but what a L O O K πππ"
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Eternals 2021
Critics: "All Marvel movies are the same ππ this is a dying genre"
*Chloe Zhao makes something different*
Critics: "This is not what I go into a Marvel movie for π€¬π€¬ so convoluted and slow, but not like a Zhao movie"
π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘Fuck that noise, yes, this movie is different, it's beautiful and it feels big, cosmical and geniune AND WE LOVE THAT!
I was gonna give it four stars, but it gets five for reparations.
