Favorite films

  • The Shop Around the Corner
  • Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2
  • Spider-Man 2
  • Blade Runner 2049

Recent activity

  • Paris, Texas


  • Tron


  • Steel Magnolias


  • My Cousin Vinny


Recent reviews

  • Steel Magnolias

    Steel Magnolias


    i don’t think i’ve ever seen a movie characterize and move its plot exclusively through banter and gossip this much and still hit like wow the girls who get it get it

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Okay bitches, strap in because today I'm not going to be reviewing this film. Instead, we're going to be playing my favorite game-- waffling about the MCU script until I fix it. Today's victim, a movie I just watched for the second time and spent that entire last half of the runtime ruminating about why the script was not scripting. Alright, whatever. Michael Waldron, I hope you're reading this.

    Really, the first time I watched this movie the only real…

Popular reviews

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen


    I've hated this musical for about five years now, so strap in lads, because this is going to be a long one. Unfortunately, I believe that no matter how outwardly terrible something is, it will always be worth engaging with on a thoughtful critical level, so this will be, like, an actual review.

    This thing is a total trainwreck. Nearly every decision they made in adapting it only worked to make the musical worse. That's good for me, because in…

  • Spin



    “you will fill the world with so much music that it will crush him”

    an extra half a star just because of feminism and i know this was commentary on British colonialism yeaaaa destroy that white boy!

    a lot of teen movies w asian representation will paint their culture out to be oppressive or whatever with a white savior so it was SO nice when this didn’t fall into that trap. the main character has such a respect and admiration…