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Favorite films

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★

  • The Seventh Seal

    ★★★★

  • Dunkirk

    ★★★★

  • Geek Charming

    ★★★½

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  • Wonka

    Wonka

    ★★★★½

    i have no idea why people are saying wonka isn’t insane in this movie as if he’s not drugging the entire town with his chocolate. like his plan is quite literally the equivalent of battling against hershey’s with edibles. 

    🎬 Check out my 2023 movie rankings here!

    right before the year is up, another 2023 movie has fallen prey to pretentious online “filmmakers” who think they know everything about acting and writing a script who have blindly criticized a movie…

  • Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    ★★★★

    it’s been a long time coming… it’s FEARLESS… it’s been a long time coming… big REPUTATION… it’s been a long time coming but… and they said SPEAK NOW-OW… it’s been a long time coming… into FOLKLORE… my name is taylor! and i was born in 1989! it’s been a long time coming… EVERMORE… it’s been a long time coming… loving him was RED… RE-E-E-ED RE-E-E-ED… it’s been a long time… meet me at MIDNIGHT… it’s been a long time… LOVERRR……

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  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    by far miley cyrus’ sanest on screen appearance 

    🎬 Check out my 2024 movie rankings here!

    this is a blast!! these two are clearly the next it girls in hollywood, another brown girl win!

    ethan coen has a really creative mind to contrast the lack of what can be seen on screen sexually with an expressive action so that it makes up for it. just so fun and smart and funny

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal

    ★★★★

    idk about chess but if death challenged me to a game of gamepigeon 8 ball he’d stand no chance

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  • Avengers 5

    Avengers 5

    ★★★★★

    when kang said “this is the avengers: the kang dynasty” i literally came

    #kangbang

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★★

    this movie is poor things’ and bottoms’ baby

    🎬 Check out my 2024 movie rankings here!

    so many gold lines:
    - not until we bury the body… 😈
    - damn it, (pause) janet! 😭
    - you, FRUITCAKE, what do you think you’re doing here? 🫵