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  • When We First Met

    When We First Met

    ★★

    Oh come on.. there's a ton of decent one-liners in this one. I'm not ashamed to say I laughed. Just don't tell anyone. Also someone needs to edit this film to help people not want to murder something to make it finally end. I dare you to watch and not murder. While laughing secretly. But without shame.

  • Battle

    Battle

    ★★½

    I am unable to resist films in which dance is the primary tool of battle. Even when they are in Norwegian. Also how old is too old to start hip hop dance class, cause Lisa is inspiring.

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★½

    So this pile of shit is among the best space films we've had for the past decade? Please. People. Calm down.

    Taking nothing away from the amount of work put into this thing, which includes amazing visuals that Im sure I would have appreciated more if I wasn't watching it at home on a reasonable (non-I-Max) screen. I have no doubt about the production value in this film. But what I have big doubts is the amount of cliché monologues…

  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    Hot Tub Time Machine

    ★★

    First of all it has Chevy Chase in it so shut the fuck up.

    There are some zingers in here. And it is one of those so-bad-its-good films.

    Go forth and stop thinking so much.