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  • John Wick

    John Wick


    The only redeeming thing about this film are the two small but fun roles for two excellent The Wire alumni. I mostly disliked this thing. I'm on the fence about keanu's beard

  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist


    This film brought me some much joy... as I was watching and laughing like a lunatic I realized I haven't enjoyed myself in the process of watching a film in a really long time.
    Franco does something amazing in this film, he climbs into the skin of this enigma of a human that people have been talking about for years and - as is often mentioned - we actually know very little about (in real life). You might want to…

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  • Interstellar



    So this pile of shit is among the best space films we've had for the past decade? Please. People. Calm down.

    Taking nothing away from the amount of work put into this thing, which includes amazing visuals that Im sure I would have appreciated more if I wasn't watching it at home on a reasonable (non-I-Max) screen. I have no doubt about the production value in this film. But what I have big doubts is the amount of cliché monologues…

  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    Hot Tub Time Machine


    First of all it has Chevy Chase in it so shut the fuck up.

    There are some zingers in here. And it is one of those so-bad-its-good films.

    Go forth and stop thinking so much.