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  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Look I liked Hugh Jacksmans when he was singing as Jean Val Skinny Jeans. Obviously this script could never compare but holy shit this was a flaming turd on a high wire.

    Oh also I blame Iceland air.

  • Draft Day

    Draft Day


    It's kind of like Money Ball only less good. That said, I like Jenn Garner and I wish she was my sports job colleague and we could hang out in storage closets.
    Also the lesson for 2018 is, all those QB picks will suck.

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  • Interstellar



    So this pile of shit is among the best space films we've had for the past decade? Please. People. Calm down.

    Taking nothing away from the amount of work put into this thing, which includes amazing visuals that Im sure I would have appreciated more if I wasn't watching it at home on a reasonable (non-I-Max) screen. I have no doubt about the production value in this film. But what I have big doubts is the amount of cliché monologues…

  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    Hot Tub Time Machine


    First of all it has Chevy Chase in it so shut the fuck up.

    There are some zingers in here. And it is one of those so-bad-its-good films.

    Go forth and stop thinking so much.