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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Better name for this "film": Jurrasic House

    Lord knows we'll all see each other again for Jurassic Park V, the Search for More Money.

  • Lion

    Lion

    ★★★

    Dev Patel punches above his weight class and I'd say it's quite good. He's long been a great actor it's nice that he got a shot at doing more.

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★½

    So this pile of shit is among the best space films we've had for the past decade? Please. People. Calm down.

    Taking nothing away from the amount of work put into this thing, which includes amazing visuals that Im sure I would have appreciated more if I wasn't watching it at home on a reasonable (non-I-Max) screen. I have no doubt about the production value in this film. But what I have big doubts is the amount of cliché monologues…

  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    Hot Tub Time Machine

    ★★

    First of all it has Chevy Chase in it so shut the fuck up.

    There are some zingers in here. And it is one of those so-bad-its-good films.

    Go forth and stop thinking so much.