• Old



    it’s like you wanna root for these people to survive but u also don’t give a shit because we don’t know enough to feel invested  
    this movie is like when you order sparkling water and the give it to you  and it’s just flat

  • The Staircase

    The Staircase


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    very interesting so far but if the beginning is the peak and it just gets more boring i’m gonna be disappointed 
    ass eating scene was not very necessary?
    episode 1: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 
    episode 2: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    episode 3: ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    episode 4: ⭐️⭐️⭐️💫

  • Senior Year

    Senior Year


    very cute i had a great time

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    defending this movie till the bitter end bc i’m not a monster i’m a mother

  • 27 Dresses

    27 Dresses


    couldn’t log this till now so i didn’t spoil oomfs surprise

  • Morbius


    so are we not doing chemistry reads anymore

  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight


    episode 1:
    so excited to see what’s next
    will be updating my rating once the season is over
    episode 2:
    confused but excited nonetheless
    episode 3:
    confused: the re-up but let’s see what happens 
    episode 4: 
    well i thought it was gonna be a major snooze but those last 5-10 min caught my attention i’m quite invested and maintaining my confusion
    episode 5:
    that ending 😢 bittersweet
    episode 6:
    kind of underwhelming ngl and shifted my overall rating

  • Fresh



    better than i was expecting but still a tad overhyped

  • Shrek



    yes and

  • X



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    OBSESSEDDDD with the aesthetic 
    but also a lot of the deaths were like very unsatisfying like it was just a one and done quick job by those nasty old freaks
    the fact that bobby and lorraines deaths could’ve been easily avoidable will keep me up at night

  • Deep Water

    Deep Water


    this was terrible omg yasss ana i love u

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red


    had a blast