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  • Death Machines

    Death Machines


    2018 Cult Movie Challenge Week 33: Crown International Week

    The film begins with evil Madame Lee witnessing three simultaneous martial arts fights to see who is worthy enough to become her "Death Machines", which are basically kung-fu based sleeper agent assassins. For some reason, they're racially segregated in their fights, because two Asian guys are fighting each other, two black guys are fighting each other, and two white guys are fighting each other. One of the black guys stabs the…

  • Woodstock



    1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die: Movie 664

    Unless you were actually at Woodstock, I'd imagine it's pretty difficult to comprehend the size of it. The closest I can do is go by my experiences at music festivals, which includes three straight years of Lollapalooza and one year of Riot Fest (basically it's Lollapalooza's rough older brother). At Lollapalooza, there are two main stages that run from open to close, a side stage for both of them, two…

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  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War


    The Craptacular Revue: Bonus Episode!

    Everything that Batman V Superman failed at, this movie succeeds with. New characters are naturally integrated into the story, both sides have sympathetic logic, and everyone is well-developed.

    Spider-Man is handled really well, with probably the most accurate and well-executed film version of Peter Parker (even if it is in a pretty short amount of time). Characters that I've never cared much for, like Ant-Man and Scarlet Witch, are played perfectly here and at the…

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    The super duper cut is definitely the preferred cut, with a beefed up first act that does a better job establishing the troubled child character, and giving Cable a little bit more to do before the second act starts. Some of Deadpool's lines are altered and the sound mix on the new dialogue doesn't blend perfectly with the original audio, and the movement and expressions of his mask don't always match with them, but whatever.

    I still have a problem…