"I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass."
"What in the French turkey hell are we dealing with?"
-some examples of Dwayne Johnsons's wonderful dialogue

I love how, according to this movie, England's news stations all have the same whispery wavy CGI background like the old PS3 menu, but they just change the color.

So, it's been my experience that the Fast and/or Furious movies have been all over the map: 1 was simple yet effective, 2 was over…

The Craptacular Revue: Bonus Episode!

Everything that Batman V Superman failed at, this movie succeeds with. New characters are naturally integrated into the story, both sides have sympathetic logic, and everyone is well-developed.

Spider-Man is handled really well, with probably the most accurate and well-executed film version of Peter Parker (even if it is in a pretty short amount of time). Characters that I've never cared much for, like Ant-Man and Scarlet Witch, are played perfectly here and at the…

The best example of Resnick's Lynchian take on Adult Swim-style comedy, and possibly the best of Adult Swim's line of "infomercials" so far (sorry Too Many Cooks).

Maybe the oddest thing about this is how it's simultaneously morbid, disturbing, and funny. Nothing is more horrific than the fear of the unknown, and this short is a great example of that. What's the message? What's the reality in this? What's happening next? I didn't know any of these answers while watching…