Dracula 3000

Dracula 3000 ½

Hooptober X - 5 of 31

Allegedly, this film is 87 minutes long (at least according to Letterboxd), but I think that's bullshit, as this thing surely drags on for at least two hours. A boring mess that starts out as a bad episode of Star Trek: Enterprise and quickly devolves into lame 2000s action-horror tropes. I'm giving this half a star because there is not a redeemable moment in this film, not one thing that impressed me. Every single creative choice was the worst one they could've possibly made.

Don't even get me started on Dracula, a character who, traditionally, is either sexy, scary, and/or funny, but here is an embarrassing, pathetic mess whose drip is the exact same as it was 1000 years ago, like come on man, surely it's time to find yourself a new fit

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