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  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2

    I don’t want to say I wouldn’t mind taking the place of Jon Favreau being pinned down by Scarlett Johansson in the boxing ring, buuuuuuuuut...

  • Hotel Chevalier

    Hotel Chevalier

    ★★★★★

    NOT JUST BECAUSE OF NAKED NATALIE PORTMAN 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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  • Kramer vs. Kramer

    Kramer vs. Kramer

    ★★★½

    Not nearly as cool or sad or comfy as Marriage Story

  • The Cable Guy

    The Cable Guy

    ★★½

    Fucking disgusting when Jim Carrey outs the chicken skin on his face and does Hannibal Lecter impression.

    Not painful or insufferable, just... it’s like when you get coke from fast food place and it’s really watery and disappointing

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  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★

    Wow! Man raped and pillaged the earth because god told him to, I would never have known!!!!!!!

  • Smosh: The Movie

    Smosh: The Movie

    How the mighty have fallen :(