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Top 4 = favorite watches from the previous month

I will change my rating five seconds after posting it

Favorite films

  • Titanic
  • Get Out
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Waiting for Guffman

Recent activity

  • Dude, Where's My Car?


  • Prey


  • Nope


  • Predator


Recent reviews

  • Dude, Where's My Car?

    Dude, Where's My Car?


    Jennifer Garner felt so out of place here it really threw me off for a minute lmao

    This was pretty hit or miss for me though, had some really funny bits and others that didn’t land at all (the transphobia wasn’t cute!!) Overall it’s a bad movie that was able to make me laugh, so I didn’t hate it lol

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    There’s an internet outage at my apartment rn (fuck you Mediacom) so I can only use my Blu-ray player to watch movies atm. But it forced me to finally watch this masterpiece for the first time so… thank you Mediacom!!! But still fuck you

    I watched it last night so I’m still processing all of my thoughts, which tbh I’ll probably still be doing until my next watch lmao. Obviously I didn’t get everything this first time around, but that just makes me more excited to watch it again soon! Until then it’s back to YouTube for more interpretations and analyses lol

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