B Movie, Burrito, and [Intense Ethereal Whoosing] enthusiast

Favorite films

  • Unstoppable
  • Eastern Condors
  • Throw Down
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

Recent activity

  • Fulltime Killer


  • Bowfinger


  • Aces Go Places


  • Fist of Legend


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Malignant



    Holy baby Jesus and also holy fuck. James Wan just came out SWINGING. Like an Italian horror film at its most deranged, he takes like 5 different styles of horror and baby this stew is cooking. Right from the opening pre credits sequence I was hooked, along for every bloody set piece. I’m not gonna get into the nitty gritty but the last third of the movie had me sit straight up out of bed glued to the TV. I…

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don’t even know where to begin, this was everything I wanted out of a Batman movie. Been waiting my whole life for what this movie brought and boy howdy it’s hours later and I’m still beaming. Matt Reeves and crew have crafted something special here. 

    Robert Pattinson plays his Batman like a total force of nature, you feel every impact, you feel the rage every time he wallops one of the bad guys and contrast that with whenever we…