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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★

    Darth Darth Binks really shines in this.

    Everyone seems really young in this and I hate youths. So that was gross.

    I imagine they'll just keep churning these out now that you goobs gave them a buncha money.

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★½

    Stop rebuilding that non-moon.

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  • Straw Dogs

    Straw Dogs

    ★½

    You can kill my cat, you can leave me in the wilderness, you can rape my wife (twice), you can menace and threaten me all you like, but if you try to kill the town simpleton I ran over with my car after he kills a young woman, you are out of luck!

    There's a line for us mathematicians and you've just crossed it!

  • Miller's Crossing

    Miller's Crossing

    ★★★½

    I didn't think Steve Buscemi could act even more squirrelly. Boy, was I wrong.