Gravity ★★★★

I know everyone said you had to see this film in the cinema, but if I had watched it in a cinema I wouldn't have been able to offer advice to George and Sandy as they fumbled their way through space and time.

Instead, in the comfort of my own home, I was able to alleviate the tension by bellowing sage words of wisdom at the two interlopers: "Open the fuckin' thing! Just fuckin' open it! Why won't you fuckin' open it?" And: "Grab it! Grab it! Not that, THAT!"

Could've done without the schmaltzy back-story and it would've been great if Sandy had landed on the Planet of the Apes, but those are only minor gripes really.