Clay Williams

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Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Crimson Tide
  • Collateral
  • Dredd

Recent activity

  • Phantom Thread


  • Arrival


  • 9


  • Ad Astra


Pinned reviews

  • Tenet



    I can’t stop cackling like an insane person after that ending. That was some weird goofy ass shit and it ruled! How was Nolan not arrested while making this movie?! Warner Brothers should’ve kneecapped him the moment they read the script! Instead they gave him $200 million dollars to make the most confusing movie ever made about temporal physics (is that a real term?) where the lead character’s name is The Protagonist. What is this fucking movie?!

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    Ripped from a 10-page essay I did for school:

Recent reviews

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man


    Sexuality is a spectrum. Sometimes your penis acts like a compass.

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One


    I love how this movie come to the conclusion that the only thing that can out-destiny Ethan Hunt is God.

    If you think my new goal isn’t to completely copy Shea Whigham’s haircut in this movie, you are SORELY mistaken. 

    Also, Pom Klementieff, I love you.

Popular reviews

  • Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats


    This movie’s commentary on capitalism is 10x better than in Joker.

  • Desert Hearts

    Desert Hearts


    Most male directors fail to understand the difference between sensual and exploitative.

    The more I watch movies from women filmmakers the more I have that thought.