One year ago today, August 29, 2022, I had my open heart surgery. I was born with a bicuspid aortic valve and it had finally calcified to the point that I needed it replaced. I opted against having a mechanical valve put into my heart, as to avoid being on blood thinners for the rest of my life. The surgery I opted for is quite rare and is only performed on children and young adults. It first required the removal…
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Oppenheimer 2023
Teller applies less sunscreen for an atomic explosion than my pale ass has to apply for a one hour beach trip on a cloudy afternoon.
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Unrivaled: Red Wings v Avalanche 2022
As a Michigan kid growing up in the 90s, the only thing on the entire planet that mattered even a little was the Red Wings/Avalanche rivalry.
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No One Will Save You 2023
A giant extraterrestrial doing the Y.M.C.A. and a woman hocking a loogie on Kaitlyn Dever’s face was as close as this movie got to actual dialogue.