Bis Khan

I write my reviews in a rush.

Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Rebecca
  • Snatch
  • The Darjeeling Limited

Recent activity

  • Pamela, A Love Story


  • Veer-Zaara


  • What's Your Number?


  • Isle of Dogs


Recent reviews

  • Barbarian



    A shit haiku 

    Airbnb fail
    Why did you go through the door
    drink the fecking milk

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    Sensationally genuine. 

    Shout out to the lonely donkey who stole the film.

Popular reviews

  • For the Birds

    For the Birds


    Three minutes of sheer stupidity. Brilliant.

  • The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther

    Never forget that Beyoncé and Jason Statham have kissed.