Bis Khan

“Londoner”
I write my reviews in a rush.

Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Rebecca
  • Snatch
  • The Darjeeling Limited

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  • Pamela, A Love Story

    ★★★★

  • Veer-Zaara

    ★★★★

  • What's Your Number?

    ★★

  • Isle of Dogs

    ★★★½

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★½

    A shit haiku 

    Airbnb fail
    Why did you go through the door
    drink the fecking milk

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★½

    Sensationally genuine. 

    Shout out to the lonely donkey who stole the film.

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  • For the Birds

    For the Birds

    ★★★½

    Three minutes of sheer stupidity. Brilliant.

  • The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther

    Never forget that Beyoncé and Jason Statham have kissed.