Jesus, number 1 lesbian protector (love the little behind the scenes things during the credits)
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I hate plot twists that are like "nothing in this movie actually happened and the main character is just mentally ill" and honestly I'm also tired of the trope of "creepy satanic European people" this movie had just so many tropes it was tiring.
I could barely withstand the urge to look at my phone and if I hadn't been in the cinema I'd probably have been on my phone the WHOLE time. It's not the worst experience ever. It's not even a bad movie, it's just very bland. Which might even be worse.