Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2023 1

  Jesus, number 1 lesbian protector (love the little behind the scenes things during the credits)

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  A Cat in the Brain 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2023

  I love you Mr. Fulci

Popular reviews

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  Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Nov 2021 2

  Sequel about Arthur and his werewolf girlfriend WHEN please I'm begging you

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  The Twin 2022

  ★★ Watched 28 Apr 2022 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I hate plot twists that are like "nothing in this movie actually happened and the main character is just mentally ill" and honestly I'm also tired of the trope of "creepy satanic European people" this movie had just so many tropes it was tiring.

  I could barely withstand the urge to look at my phone and if I hadn't been in the cinema I'd probably have been on my phone the WHOLE time. It's not the worst experience ever. It's not even a bad movie, it's just very bland. Which might even be worse.