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  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    10 Cloverfield Lane

    ★★★

    Wouldn't this be much more effective without the Cloverfield tie-in? I mean, same exact movie, call it 10 Farmdale Road and it's at least 1/2 star better.

  • Tower

    Tower

    ★★½

    By sticking with the victims, Tower almost kinda-sorta has a pov. But it doesn't really - it's just a bunch of bad stuff that happened. The rotoscoping can't stand in for a point.

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  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★½

    Deliberately pulpy, sometimes a bit goofy, but almost never cheesy. It's a fine balance, and one that allows the operatic stuff to work really well. That's really all the shading I need in my Star Wars.

    P.S. Dear Mr. Lucas, please remove Hayden Christensen and the Jar-Jars from the end of this movie at your earliest possible convenience. Thanks.

  • A Fool There Was

    A Fool There Was

    ★★½

    A tedious family of wealthy idiots gets what is coming to it at the hands of a woman who isn't afraid to use her ankles to get what she wants.

    It's a little too stiff-necked and self-consciously archetypal for the melodrama to work in my eyes. It sort of works as a horror, with the femme fatale (vampire) exerting an pull over her victim so strong as to be inexplicable.

    And that's sort of a problem - we never really…