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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    Disconnected thoughts on Blade Runner 2049

    This is almost three hours of Roger Deakins telling you to just give him his fucking Oscar already.

    I hope that this got that electric tuba fart noise out of Denis Villeneuve's system once and for all.

    When I was very small, miner 2049er was my favorite video game, which I finally realized is why the name was hitting a weird chord for me.

    I'd like to see somebody make a movie called Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep that leaves out Deckard and just focuses on Mercerism and the story line about the "chicken head" guy.

  • Trash Fire

    Trash Fire


    The whole movie is about people who push other people's buttons. But strangely, it didn't push enough of mine. I think that the increasing cartoonishness of some characters and the unlikely mellowing of others really hurt the last half.

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  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi


    Deliberately pulpy, sometimes a bit goofy, but almost never cheesy. It's a fine balance, and one that allows the operatic stuff to work really well. That's really all the shading I need in my Star Wars.

    P.S. Dear Mr. Lucas, please remove Hayden Christensen and the Jar-Jars from the end of this movie at your earliest possible convenience. Thanks.

  • A Fool There Was

    A Fool There Was


    A tedious family of wealthy idiots gets what is coming to it at the hands of a woman who isn't afraid to use her ankles to get what she wants.

    It's a little too stiff-necked and self-consciously archetypal for the melodrama to work in my eyes. It sort of works as a horror, with the femme fatale (vampire) exerting an pull over her victim so strong as to be inexplicable.

    And that's sort of a problem - we never really…