Bizzy

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Favorite films

  • Snowpiercer
  • Interstellar
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Gaia

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  • Funny Girl

    ★★★★

  • Mamma Mia!

    ★★★

  • The Lifeguard

  • Monster-in-Law

    ★★

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  • Funny Girl

    Funny Girl

    ★★★★

    Imagine stressing over an ugly TERRIFYING LOOKING MAN
    SHES SO PRETTY AND HE IS SO UGLY
    Also can’t believe Rachel Berry tried to sing that one song. Her version was trash. Barbara Streisand superiority

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★

    It’s amazing that the plans of hers didn’t piss everyone off. Abba songs were best part also aesthetics. Very fun but also made me upset bc I don’t have a relationship with my mother like that. I’d rather have a mother than a dad..

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  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy

    ★★★★

    I’ll never pretend to understand what it’s like to be a drug addict. But I do understand feeling like no matter what you do or put in your body it will never be enough. I also do not understand having unrelenting love from a parent, the real kind. The kind that fights for you. I cried pretty much the entire time. I’m not one to write paragraphs about a movie because I just do not have it in me to…

  • Curious George

    Curious George

    ★★★★★

    Let’s just say that if I were the man in the yellow hat that monkey would’ve never made it on the boat