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Favorite films

  • Snowpiercer
  • Interstellar
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Gaia

Recent activity

  • Funny Girl


  • Mamma Mia!


  • The Lifeguard

  • Monster-in-Law


Recent reviews

  • Funny Girl

    Funny Girl


    Imagine stressing over an ugly TERRIFYING LOOKING MAN
    Also can’t believe Rachel Berry tried to sing that one song. Her version was trash. Barbara Streisand superiority

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!


    It’s amazing that the plans of hers didn’t piss everyone off. Abba songs were best part also aesthetics. Very fun but also made me upset bc I don’t have a relationship with my mother like that. I’d rather have a mother than a dad..

Popular reviews

  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy


    I’ll never pretend to understand what it’s like to be a drug addict. But I do understand feeling like no matter what you do or put in your body it will never be enough. I also do not understand having unrelenting love from a parent, the real kind. The kind that fights for you. I cried pretty much the entire time. I’m not one to write paragraphs about a movie because I just do not have it in me to…

  • Curious George

    Curious George


    Let’s just say that if I were the man in the yellow hat that monkey would’ve never made it on the boat