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  • Snowpiercer
  • Interstellar
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Gaia

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  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy


    I’ll never pretend to understand what it’s like to be a drug addict. But I do understand feeling like no matter what you do or put in your body it will never be enough. I also do not understand having unrelenting love from a parent, the real kind. The kind that fights for you. I cried pretty much the entire time. I’m not one to write paragraphs about a movie because I just do not have it in me to…

  • Curious George

    Curious George


    Let’s just say that if I were the man in the yellow hat that monkey would’ve never made it on the boat