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  • Petite Maman

    ★★★★½

  • Red Rocket

    ★★★★★

  • The Humans

    ★★★★

  • C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★½

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★★

    I'm pretty much speechless here outside of my statement that "No Time to Die" is the perfect end of Craig's tenure as Bond. This was never going to be anything besides that, the next Bond will come and go, who knows if their ending will be as "special" or as certain as Craig's finale, but it doesn't need to be, and I know I'm talking about an uncertain future for the franchise. Nobody knows if the next Bond will be…

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

    Watching "Bo Burnham: Inside" at 7 pm eating popcorn with a bunch of people laughing is a way different experience than watching "Bo Burnham: Inside" at midnight in bed eating leftover ice cream cake without a shirt on.

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  • Petite Maman

    Petite Maman

    ★★★★½

    "Petite Maman" is one of the sweetest and most heartfelt films of the year, with a brisk 70-minute runtime where not a second is wasted in telling this beautiful fantasy film. With an interesting and creative premise, check this one out if you have the chance.

  • Red Rocket

    Red Rocket

    ★★★★★

    "Red Rocket" is Sean Baker's best film yet with another addition to his Dysfunctional-American-Life saga of films. The story of an out of work adult film star moving back to his hometown stuck living with his ex-wife and mother-in-law is a great premise, and Simon Rex has a career performance as the hard to respect but the somehow loveable main character, in this hilarious and unique film that will be a difficult watch for some, but a brilliant one for others.

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  • South Park: Post COVID

    South Park: Post COVID

    ★★★★★

    I'm giving this a 5 out of 5 because you know... It's the future and every movie is brilliant now.

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★★

    Edit: 10/07/2021: I cried after the film. I'm so happy we finally made it.
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    Thank you MGM for pushing back “No Time To Die” 7 Months... gives me more time for my Bond Rewatch!

    But go fuck yourself for every other reason.

    Edit 4/19/20: Honestly pretty understandable why you pushed it back.

    Edit: 8/19/20: You thinking about moving it again?

    Edit: 10/02/20: And... It's April 2021 now.

    Edit: 03/20/21: October/November?

    Edit: 09/24/21: Oh geez I need to finish that rewatch ASAP. SEE YOU IN THEATERS ON OCTOBER 7TH!!

    Edit: 10/07/21: TODAY!!