Bat Pussy

Bat Pussy ★★★

Super Sleaze

It's like John Waters directed a porno while on acid... I'm not sure if I like it but it makes me feel something... definitely not horny... somewhat scared and very confused. The dude is 100% gay: he can't get hard, keeps wanting to stick it in her ass, repeatedly says that he wants to sleep with men, his ass comes awfully close to the dildo and he repeatedly says that "I'm gonna suck your pussy"... dude is out of the closet and still in denial.

Buddy and Sam seem to hate each other and spend more time arguing than they do fucking... they actually spend no time fucking and instead flail around on the bed like a couple of fish that washed ashore, both gasping for air and equally uncomfortable. I have no idea who directed 'Bat Pussy' and he doesn't seem to be credited anywhere, who ever the mystery man is, he is a true auteur and one who's identity needs to be discovered!

The mystery man gives incredible direction such as two loud burps which I interpreted as him telling the actors to throw all decency out of the window and let loose their inner animal. I also adored the part where he coughed, Bat Pussy took this direction to heart and started to cough in Buddy's face while he masked his sexuality by sitting on her chest because that's what straight guys do... it's real deep stuff!

'Bat Pussy' might be a work of art or it might be 70's porn that was discovered in a dumpster... what ever it is I enjoyed it (I think) and won't be forgetting about it anytime soon.

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