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Recent reviews

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers


    Not “good,” but definitely one of the more meta/postmodern Disney movies I’ve ever seen, at least since Roger Rabbit.

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    Painfully lame amateur-hour crap. Watches like it was written and directed by Bitcoin bros who barely speak English. Our Nic deserves so much better, feel like he really needs better friends/advisors/something. Makes “Pig” look like the serious cinema overenthusiastic Gen Z movie dorks think it was in comparison.

Popular reviews

  • How Do You Know

    How Do You Know


    Have you ever wondered what a “CAPTCHA” would look like in feature-length movie form? Did anyone direct this? This movie makes Neil Breen look like Michael Haneke—and somehow apparently cost $120 million to make ($143 million in 2020 dollars!). It’s literally almost entirely just four people standing and talking—in the weirdest, least competent, least interesting, most incoherent ways possible—in about four different indoor locations that definitely aren’t the Forbidden City or the Sistine Chapel.

    Incidentally, Bernardo Bertolucci's famously extravagant The…

  • Con Air

    Con Air


    The opening credits aren’t even over and I already know this is going to be five stars for me.

    UPDATE: Just finished viewing. I made no mistake.