Not “good,” but definitely one of the more meta/postmodern Disney movies I’ve ever seen, at least since Roger Rabbit.
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022
Painfully lame amateur-hour crap. Watches like it was written and directed by Bitcoin bros who barely speak English. Our Nic deserves so much better, feel like he really needs better friends/advisors/something. Makes “Pig” look like the serious cinema overenthusiastic Gen Z movie dorks think it was in comparison.
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How Do You Know 2010
Have you ever wondered what a “CAPTCHA” would look like in feature-length movie form? Did anyone direct this? This movie makes Neil Breen look like Michael Haneke—and somehow apparently cost $120 million to make ($143 million in 2020 dollars!). It’s literally almost entirely just four people standing and talking—in the weirdest, least competent, least interesting, most incoherent ways possible—in about four different indoor locations that definitely aren’t the Forbidden City or the Sistine Chapel.
Incidentally, Bernardo Bertolucci's famously extravagant The…
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