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  • Moonlight
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The Wood

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  • Fire Island

    ★★★½

  • We Broke Up

    ★★

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★½

  • Jurassic World

    ★★

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  • We Broke Up

    We Broke Up

    ★★

    As bland and disappointing as its title, but I’ll watch anything with William Jackson Harper and Aya Cash.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★½

    Those first 10 minutes definitely fooled me into thinking this would be a better movie. Still, I like it more than the previous one. 

    Also, how does someone become a paleo-veternarian without ever treating a dinosaur in real life?

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    We all know that Doctor Who did the “time travelers meeting at opposite ends of their shared timeline” thing first.

    Lol I really thought y’all were exaggerating about this movie being a mess.

    As a pure set piece machine, it works like gangbusters.

    As an attempt at narrative coherence, LOL STAHP.

  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III

    ★★

    Why the fuck is everyone screaming in this goddamn movie? Literally everyone is screaming up and down the island. There are dinosaurs everywhere. Stop. Yelling.