Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The Wood

Recent activity

  • Fire Island


  • We Broke Up


  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


  • Jurassic World


Recent reviews

  • We Broke Up

    We Broke Up


    As bland and disappointing as its title, but I’ll watch anything with William Jackson Harper and Aya Cash.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    Those first 10 minutes definitely fooled me into thinking this would be a better movie. Still, I like it more than the previous one. 

    Also, how does someone become a paleo-veternarian without ever treating a dinosaur in real life?

Popular reviews

  • Tenet



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    We all know that Doctor Who did the “time travelers meeting at opposite ends of their shared timeline” thing first.

    Lol I really thought y’all were exaggerating about this movie being a mess.

    As a pure set piece machine, it works like gangbusters.

    As an attempt at narrative coherence, LOL STAHP.

  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III


    Why the fuck is everyone screaming in this goddamn movie? Literally everyone is screaming up and down the island. There are dinosaurs everywhere. Stop. Yelling.