Slumber party with Lydia in the living room
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Disney execs: Rian, good to have you on board. Let’s get right to the pitch.
Rian Johnson: OK! Let’s start with Poe. He’s a bit of a hothead, right, and I want his arc to be him becoming more responsible. First he disobeys Leia and gets demoted to captain—
Disney: Perfect. We can put him in a captain’s uniform and sell Captain Poe toys.
Rian: …sure. He gets frustrated because he thinks Leia is running when she should be fighting,…