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  • Terror Train

    ★★★★

  • Vampyres

    ★★★½

  • Children of the Corn

    ★★

  • Angel

    ★★★★

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  • Terror Train

    Terror Train

    ★★★★

    61 Horror Movies in 61 Days: #45

    Second time I've watched this THIS YEAR, and this time through, David Copperfield was even MORE embarrassing. Some people want to crawl under the couch while watching cringe comedy, some people want to crawl under the couch while watching Magicians Smolder. I guess I'm one of the latter.

    I love that there is exposition at the beginning explaining why there is no radio on the train, LOL.

    ALSO OMG I HADN'T REALIZED THAT…

  • Vampyres

    Vampyres

    ★★★½

    61 Horror Movies in 61 Days: #44

    Vampires without fangs are way scarier than vampires with fangs--much more brutal, I think. Teeth that rip and tear instead of puncture are very upsetting.

    I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE CONNECTION WAS BETWEEN FRAN AND HARRIET??? THAT INTERACTION WAS NEVER EXPLAINED??? I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PLOTTING IN GENERAL, AND I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE DID NOT WATCH THE SAME MOVIE AS ME???

    All that said,…

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  • Fry Day

    Fry Day

    ★★★★

    Me, watching this short: And yet, so many guys wonder why women are hyperaware when they're walking home alone at night, why we're cautious in going places with new people, why we so often go to the bathroom in pairs, even.

    I can't remember the specific moment when I had the realization depicted in this short—the moment of understanding that monsters aren't just on the news or in the movies, that they live among us, that we all know them,…

  • The Black Cat

    The Black Cat

    ★★★★½

    61 Horror Movies in 61 Days: #36

    Bela Lugosi: *acts like a creep*
    Me: Jesus, Bela Lugosi, act a little creepier, why don't you?
    Boris Karloff: HOLD MY BEER

    Absolutely bananas, I loved it. Every time I thought I knew where it was going, it would up the ante. Like. I did not expect there to be Satan worship? And FLAYING???