19! she/they! 
likes: magic realism, misandry, women
dislikes: the french, arthouse movies, jonah hill

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  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes


    fun lil movie. i want more

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season


    -1 star for making me cry. -0.5 stars for not writing in a scene where aubrey plaza kisses a girl..... UTTERLY SHAMEFUL..

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    i never write reviews for anything but i HATTTEEEEEE this movie with every fiber of my being. easily the worst of 2019 and in the short list for the worst this decade. i hate you quentin tarantino i will get u one day for margot baiting me

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    i cant think of one thing i didn't like about this adaptation. so many cool shots, such good editing and storytelling, and also AMAZING acting by anya (LETS GOOO ANYAAA). ALSO I LOVE LOVE LOVE JOLENE 🥺🥺🥺